I’m giving all of you cringe 1999 style rapper nicknames

[Apo1l0coolkid]

what about me

[JACKOBLACKOLANTERN]

Apollo koolkid

[JACKOBLACKOLANTERN]

Easy

[WizardofTheEastCoast]

CHANGE IT the first part of my name will NOT be fucking WIZ bro. that's like calling me piss

[Apo1l0coolkid]

wizz pizz ada e.c

[WizardofTheEastCoast]

i thought you were better than this apollo
shame

[JACKOBLACKOLANTERN]

Do you want it to be ard
Or wizd
Or wizr
That’s what I thought
Now take wiz and scram

[Apo1l0coolkid]

slow, long, dramatic sigh

it was a golden opportunity!!!

[WizardofTheEastCoast]

WizardoftheCOOLCOAST

[Apo1l0coolkid]

wizadofdacoolcoast

significantly better than

@Apo1l0coolkid

wizz pizz ada e.c

[HarbingerKnightTheSecond]

@Apo1l0coolkid

my assistants walk next to me. It continues with some random dialouge I forgot about, and then I end up THROWING THE APPLE at my then-friends arm very hard and say "BAZINGA! The purpose of gravity shall be recorded as an act of violence!" and I proceeded to JUMP OFF THE STAGE (its 3 or 4 feet tall and I'm like 5'3 or 5'4) YELLING "GRAVITYYYYYY" AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS and land on my face. (I was fine, I have a high tolerance to pain for some reason. I just had a bad bruise)

Cooler than any Newton could ever be

[Apo1l0coolkid]

indeedies

tis true

I like, DEATH METAL yelled that too

Slipknot style yell

[WizardofTheEastCoast]

this shit made me laugh my skin off

...

please help me i don't have my skin on anymore

[Apo1l0coolkid]

bro is skin-less now

[WizardofTheEastCoast]

i am in lots of pain

[Apo1l0coolkid]

imagine having skin in the first place

[WizardofTheEastCoast]

Oh wait i got my skin back yay

[Apo1l0coolkid]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_hl8AB7Uf0