gadzooks I've been foiled
I know you can just delete a post.
It doesn’t matter.
Yeah we do improv and musicals and stuff it’s fun
There was an improv scene some people did yesterday where a guy named Timmy died at the intense maple syrup factory
He had a SoundCloud rapping career, he stuck his hand in the maple wood chipper, he was 5, he was the talk of the town, he got embalmed by maple syrup because they forced it down his dead throat, they exploded him, OSHA never found out because they kept throwing inspectors into the wood chipper
I should stop
Anyway it was funny
Was it Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?
sounds like the average theatre improv experience
HEEEEEYYYY WHAT ABOUT MEEEEEEE?!?!?!?!?!
What about you
i did an improv with 2 of my then-friends and I was Sir Issac Newton and they were my assistants.
So it started with me walking on stage holding an apple.
my assistants walk next to me. It continues with some random dialouge I forgot about, and then I end up THROWING THE APPLE at my then-friends arm very hard and say "BAZINGA! The purpose of gravity shall be recorded as an act of violence!" and I proceeded to JUMP OFF THE STAGE (its 3 or 4 feet tall and I'm like 5'3 or 5'4) YELLING "GRAVITYYYYYY" AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS and land on my face. (I was fine, I have a high tolerance to pain for some reason. I just had a bad bruise)
this was all pure improv, we didn't plan this really at all. we just knew who was who
man i really wish i could do something like that. I pride myself on not getting nervous in front of crowds(i'm the type of guy who WANTS to go first when doing a presentation) but i almost never get to use it.
Yeah but it starts at like five and my moms a teacher and i run dnd club and i have karate so i barely ever have time. plus idk what the hours are like.
damn your school has a DND club??
at one point I did some magic the gathering club or something and it was lowk boring, and that's the day I learned: magic the gathering ≠ dnd
we have free club making at our school, i just so happen to run the dnd club with almost thirty people. and fun fact, it was passed down to me, i didn't start it
Yeah improv is cool
I did a game of cube once, and I was a lawyer who went skiing
And then someone interrupted me
Saying that they wanted to sue someone for destroying their car
And another guy interrupted me saying he was so mad that someone took his pool floatie, he destroyed a car
And I said
“Don’t do that”
And that was the scene
Oh how I prey my school had this
that's epic
i mean they still have to be run by the principal
anyways
GIVE ME MY RAPPER NAME MONKEY BOY!
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