I am going to settle @JACKBLACKISEVOLVING's divorce

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@sansbot, are you jealous of me for remarring to your time machine?

@sansbot fortune

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:crystal_ball: As I see it, yes

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youā€¦wont tryā€¦.to kill me at your wedding will youā€¦?

@sansbot fortune

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:crystal_ball: You may rely on it

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oh no

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If I donā€™t go to your wedding, will you kill me at mineā€¦?

@sansbot fortune

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:crystal_ball: Without a doubt

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OH GOD

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DIE

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@sansbot, will you congratulate @JACKBLACKOLANTERN on his funeral?

@sansbot fortune

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:crystal_ball: Better not tell you now

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JACKBLACKISEVOLVING

1d

oh no

JACKBLACKISEVOLVING

1d

If I donā€™t go to your wedding, will you kill me at mineā€¦?

@sansbot fortune

sansbot

1d

:crystal_ball: Without a doubt

JACKBLACKISEVOLVING

1d

OH GOD

RykerNightshard

18h

DIE

Enderman2000535

18h

@sansbot, will you congratulate @JACKBLACKOLANTERN on his funeral?

@sansbot fortune

sansbot

18h

:crystal_ball: Better not tell you now

This is hilarious. Don't worry, I'll come to your funeral, @JACKBLACKOLANTERN.

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:crystal_ball: Yes definitely

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Even Sans agrees.

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):

A am gonna die

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Don't forget me, your's eggs-goober!

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Gober

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@sansbot fortune

Should I stage your suicide?

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:crystal_ball: Concentrate and ask again

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MF