I am going to settle @JACKBLACKISEVOLVING's divorce

(Did bro fall asleep? Did bro get sent to bed?)

(He's simply gone. Divorce was too much for him.)

I committed die because of divorce

):

This is peak

^peak

@sansbot 1d20

Tell me how much you want @JACKBLACKOLANTERN dead from a scale of 1-20

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @sansbot display help.

@sansbot roll 1d20

Tell me how much you want @JACKBLACKOLANTERN dead in a scale of 1-20

:game_die: 8

@JACKBLACKOLANTERN

HE ONLY WANTS YOU MODERATELY DEAD!

oh, sansbot... will you marry me?
@sansbot fortune

:crystal_ball: Yes definitely

YEAAAHHHHHHHHHH
@Xanderjedi11 @JACKBLACKOLANTERN SANSBOT AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED

sansbot in how many days are we getting married?
@sansbot roll 1d120

:game_die: 29

29 DAYS!!! DECEMBER 2nd PEOPLE!!! YEAHHHHHH
What time are we getting married at?
@sansbot roll 1d24

:game_die: 6

@sansbot roll 1d60

:game_die: 26

Then it's set! The papers will be signed on December 2nd at 6:26 A.M EST! The wedding reception will start at 1:00 PM EST on the same day!