Kris, it’s me. The Roaring Knight. The guy you’ve been working with and opened that fountain for. I’d like to thank you for opening that fountain. The Dark Fountain. Thanks to that I got Undyne over in my bunker now. So I’d just like to say… Thanks again for opening the Fountain. The Dark Fountain. Also, see you later at the shelter. Goodbye.
This is the Roaring Knight again, I forgot to mention, in case it wasn’t clear yes I Knighted you after you swooned Susie and Ralsei. You earned it. Excellent work, you’re officially a Knight of your own now. I’m opening the next Fountain as we speak. Oh and if anyone checks your phone and sees you have a new message you can say it’s from Asriel
Goodbye again, meet you at the shelter.
YOUR TAKING TOO LONG just had stronk
The Knight be driving the people who hear it insane (Like Jevil and Spamton)
Or is it the Shadow Crystals that make them insane? Well, more insane than they already were, anyway.
Exhibit A: Spamton G. Spamton. He goes insane primarily because of his loss of fame, as well as whatever he heard on the other side of that receiver. However, he goes a little extra coo-coo after finding the Shadow Crystal in the machine you insert the Loaded Disk into. Then after the power of it fades (he get beaten), he had a sudden moment of clarity, so to speak, where he spoke in non-broken English. Therefore, this leads me to assume that the Shadow Crystals may decrease your sanity, in exchange for power, then once the effects end after being beaten, you get a moment of true clarity. Gerson is the exception to this, since he didn't use the Shadow Crystal. Really, Chapter 4 would've been WAY different if he had.
If that’s the case the Knight should be even more insane than anyone…
(Huh, never thought a thread would turn from memes into something serious lol. My previous post was just a response to yours I was implying the Knight caused that response from you because that’s what they do)
Susie: Kris, what the hell is this?
Kris: I can explain-
Susie:You’ve been working with the Knight this whole time?!?!
Kris:That… was the wrong number! The wrong number song! We’re really really sorry that we got it wrong!
Susie:They called you Kris, they meant to call you!!
Kris:That could be anybody named “Kris!”
Susie: YOU’RE THE ONLY PERSON BAMED KRIS IN THIS TOWN!
Imminent death begins to play
Kris:Maybe it was someone from out of town then?
Susie:HE OBVIOUSLY MEANT THE FOUNTAIN IN YOUR HOUSE! THAT’S THE ONE THAT GOT UNDYNE IN THE SHELTER!
Kris:So, another person named Kris broke into our house, made a fountain there. I’ll… be going to the shelter to… catch the person the Knight was trying to talk to!
Susie:I’M COMING WITH!
Kris:Uh… Susie, you… should just hang out with Ralsei.
Susie:Knew it! It’s you, you want to meet up with them like they said!
Kris:They got the wrong-
(Phone Ring)
Knight:Hello? Is this Kris? Kris Dreemurr? So, I’m afraid we have to postpone our meeting, it’s taking me longer than expected to get Asgore, you know, your dad, to arrange the flower shop for tomorrow’s fountain. I’ll talk to you tomorrow instead of tonight. I know, I might just have Carol threaten to evict him if he doesn’t do this and give me the chance to make that fountain. I deeply apologize for this… But, you already know what to do anyway, if you and the other heroes encounter me, just do what you did when you “fought” me before.
(Susie makes a Dark World just so she can use Rude Buster on Kris)
Kris:SUSIE WAIT IT’S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE-
How's she gonna seal the fountains now?
Oh right, I can just inhabit her now.
Vs. Susie begins to play.
- Susie attacks!
Driving what?
A truck?
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