I WANT TO WRITE SOMETHING SOOOOO BAD BECAUSE I JUST LIKE TO WRITE AND I WANNA WRITE ABOUT DELTARUNE BUT I HAVE WRITERS BLOCK AND I FEEL LIKE IM GONNA RIP OUT MY SPLEEN IF I DONT WRITE SOMETHING ABOUT DELTARUNE I NEED IDEAS IM GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
aight I just ripped out my spleen, what do I do with it
cook and eat
sell online
aight, im doing both, bouta sell fried spleen on the black markettttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt (srry guys I was legally dead for a minute there, still bleeding out, will update where this goes)
hospital (GUYS HELP I DUNNO HOW TO EXPLAIN THAT I RIPPED OUT MY OWN SPLEEN THEN FRIED ITTT)
Say it was for a quintuple dog dare. Everyone knows that those FORCE you to do the thing dared.
Huh, I don't have the price for spleen…
Only ligaments, bones, lungs, kidneys, liver, eyes, and skin.
Sorry, can't help this time.
aww dang it
Say it was a oopsie daisy
Like you accidently tripped and your spleen got ripped out as you fell by a wall and thrown into a deep fryer
Kris Deltarune came into your house, ripped out your spleen like it was their own SOUL, deep fried it, then handed it back to you.
THEY BOUGHT IT BUT THEY REPLACED IT (bouta keep the old friend one for nummies 
)
Nah nah that shite's valuable.
Still try to sell it.
BUT MY NUMMIES
I mean, if you're THAT hungy, eat it.
The only logical response @Xanderjedi11
numnumnum
MMMMM, real nummies
ABSOLUTE NUMMIES
[delisis spleen]