GOD I FRACKING HATE ENGLISH

"I before E, except after C" OR WHEN IT'S A FORM OF THE WORD "SUFFIECIENT"!

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Thank you for coming to my Your Taking Too Long talk.

There's a reason there's like 10 proposals for fixing English spelling

This is bad grammer

Science proves I before E sucks except after C

My Weird Neighbor told me that he could find eight words that didn’t follow that rule.

Those exist too, BUT ONE THAT IGNORES "I before E, except after C"?! THAT'S TOO FAR!!!

*THAT'S TOO LONG

YOUR

TOO
LONG

YOUR
OO LONG

I'm more of a fruit tea kinda guy but I appreciate the sentiment.

I don't even drink tea

Ei ei ei

I love all kinds of tea
Take that soda drinkers

I thought u liked choccy milk bc of your pfp, Kris!?

I love choccy milk, I also live tea
Both are top tier drinks

I primarily drink soda (and water because if I don't I die), but there is a particular blend of tea that I do like (admittedly with more honey than I should drink it with but eh)

English, like any other language, is shaped not primarily through rules, but through linguistic history and the flow, conversion and separation of dialects over time.

Different dialects offer contradicting rules, resulting in an amalgation of language that is English, which is virtually inevitable for such a widely-spoken language.

This is why we have linguistic rules in English, but also many exceptions to them.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/d9PKYi0l1oo
The vsauce video where he shares a mnemonic about the I before E exceptions.

I mean he's not my favorite character but I don't see any reason to hate English

combine them
the voices demand it