THAT DAMN [Boob tube]!!!
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SHOULD BE HAVING A [Refr3shing n1ghts sleep] IN THE [Recycling Bin]!!!
EVERYTHING IS HIS
EVERYTHING IS HIS FAULT.
...PAY....
EVERYONE IS GOING TO
EVERYONE IS GOING TO PAY [5 easy payments of 9.99] UNTIL THEY'RE ALL IN THE [Disposal Area] BEGGING FOR MY [#&*]!!!
EVERYONE... EVERYONE EXCEPT...
... Mike...
(So it is implied, HEAVILY, that Spamton wrote this.
He writes that everyone (everyone in the TV World ) will pay except Mike . This implies that Spamton was and/or still considers Mike as a friend.
I think that this might mean that Mike may have been the person who helped Spamton rise.

