Every moment where Kris should've DIED in Deltarune

Deltarune Discussion
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Cartoon physics strikes again.

  1. When Kris falls into the closet. Who knows how far the fall was. By this logic a normal human would've already died before the adventure even began
  2. Sliding down the waterfall to Castle Town during Lancer's assault. Judging by the duration of the fall it must be pretty high. Not even a waterfall could slow your fall THAT much.
  3. Eating generally any healing item. A Dark Candy is a sticker IRL.
  4. When the party gets thrown into jail at Card Castle. Who could survive like 10 papercuts from spades?
  5. Jail. How does one survive just eating moss?
  6. Surrendering to King Spade.
  7. King Spade's betrayal
  8. Soul
  9. Every time Kris enters Castle Town (fall dmage)
  10. Electric Wires in Cyber World
  11. Generally Every Enemy Encounter
  12. Arcade Machine Kaboom
  13. The Queen's Chariot (crashes into many cars)
  14. Spamton
  15. Berdly's flood of straight A's
  16. Giga Queen
  17. Thrash Machine vs. Giga Queen
  18. Creating the Chapter 3 Dark World. Who knows, Kris could've stabbed a gas pipe
  19. Doom Board
  20. Mantleholder
  21. Nc3# (Knight to C3, Checkmate)
  22. Glass Panel in the Chapter 4 DW
  23. Climbing Sections
  24. White Eyed Peas Escape
  25. Gerson Statue
  26. Titan
  27. Start of Ch5
  28. Making Ch5 dark fountain
  29. Aqua
  30. Falling off the Shrine after getting the Feather
  31. Aqua and Violet- i mean Seth
  32. Jarona
  33. Pink
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is this supposed to be going by the logic of 'treat dark world things as their light world equivelant', or the logic of 'treat dark world things as they are in the dark world'? because you can only have one, and this keeps switching between them

like, 3 and 7 are mutually exclusive

  • if the dark candy is an inedible sticker, then king can't really hurt the guys, because he's a playing card.
  • if king can hurt the guys, then the dark candies should be perfectly edible, because they're sweets.

you can't have both

i'd be more worried about the tornadoes personally lol

3

How does one NOT?!

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  1. The gacha machine (loss of blood? anyone?)
5

kris has very strong plot armour

6

sorry i cant get a single braincell together when i was writing this half shitpost

7

You couldn't find
your hand.

8

if Kris doesn't have a hand for a moment, then there should be a lot of blod

9

WHITE-EYED PEAS MENTIONED

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