Deltarune OST: Spamton fades in
???: CHAOS, CHAOS!
The circus fades in
Vessel: NOT BOTH AT ONCE!
ITS TV TIME!! Starts fading in
Vessel: NOT THE ASSAULT ON MY EARS! I CAN'T HANDLE THIS MANY SONGS AT ONCE! ONE AT A TIME PLEASE
???:OOOH HO HO HOOOOOO OH OH OH OH HO HO HOOOOOOO!
Pandora’s palace fades in
Vessel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(I actually have them all on at once IRL and this is overwhelming my EARS.)
(hang on a sec lemme put them all on at once)
OH GOD MY EARDRUMS
(I had to adjust each's volume such that I can hear them ALL but my ears aren't exploding with the force of 10 pounds of tnt)
Anyway back on track
???: IM THE BAD GUY.
Chaos king fades in
Vessel: I SWEAR I'M GONNA MURDER THE PERSON TO WHOM THE NEXT SONG BELONGS.
???: Hi! I’m the dark prince.
My castle town fades in
Vessel: DEEP INHALE
Vessel: Hi Ralsei! In mind: I hate my current state of being
Ralsei: I think I'm the last one.
Vessel: Oh thank ASGORE for that. My ears are on the verge of shutting off. How're you holding up? I know you can hear all this too.
Ralsei: My fur blocks out most of it, but-
lancer runs him down with his bike
Lancer starts fading in
Vessel: Lancer, can you put your father back into time-out? And can you ask Queen to go as well?
Lancer: I already did! He tried to thrash Susie, so I took some creative liberties in the jail.
Vessel: If he's in time-out, then WHY IS HIS THEME STILL PLAYING?!