The Un-Fun Gang and The Funner Gang stand across from each other, looking at what has become of this world, and of themselves.
On The Funner Gang, Ralsey holds his Ralsei Cowboy Hat© low, covering his eyes, with his Ralsey Gun- or Ralun©, as he calls it -in his hand, ready for action.
Kres, with their Big Shot: The 2nd Blaster© from Spramton Ex© attached to their arm, with their armor, dented from use, and their hair, covering their face which is sweating from nervousness.
And finally, Sersie, with her Giant Mace of Doom and Despair©, her armor, although appearing to be cloth is Special Cloth©, all while she stands up with a proud look on her face.
The Un-Fun Gang, on the other hand, had a lot more power than The Funner Gang.
Leslar had a scarf, with many metal spikes and knives attached to it, so when swung, will kill the enemy on impact, and a Cowboy Suit, much like Ralsey, but is made with Special Cloth 2: Electric Boogaloo©.
Sirk, with their Katana, with an engraving on the handle- holding a dark truth about them -, and with sturdy, almost invincible armor.
And finally, Eisus, with her giant, 2-headded battle axe, and her red armor, stained from past battles.
These teams both stood on floating rocks- as the world has been destroyed. there is nothing left but ruin, and an eternal feud -, disconnected from each other.
In the distance, you can still see the Flowers trying to fight the winds, but there is no hope for them.
let us not pay attention to the Flowers though, they can take care of themselves.
let us look at the REAL battle.
* * *
As the 2 teams stand, close, but far, they know what lies ahead of them.
but they begin anyways.
3...
2...
1...
Suddenly, the void erupts with noise from this battle. Each member fighting their opposite, trying to keep their feet on the ground.
Blow after blow, slice after slice, duck after duck, dodge after dodge, they continue to fight.
Suddenly, Leslar falls down, from the Ralun. Ralsey comes to help fight Eisus, the strongest of the three. Then, suddenly, Sirk falls down. Kres rushes to help fight Eisus as well, then, with their combined effort, they take her down.
The battle is over, no?
The Un-Fun Gang is done for, yeah?
We are done here, right?
But wait--we arent (Oh who would have guessed.) (Shut up.)
Suddenly, a figure begins approaching. in a dark cloak, this figure might be a bit short but has one defining feature. an eye, which glows a neon aqua.
The Funner Gang recognises this person.
Snap.
An enemy fabled through the world.
Said to be able to take down millions at once without even breaking a sweat.
Of course, The Funner Gang took the other guys down, this will be easy, no?
Nothing can stop them now.
But, their loss was all but guaranteed.
So in one swift strike...
(THE END...?)
(FOR NOW. I SUPPOSE.)
(if you cant tell, this is a shitpost, but eh, i kinda liked it.)
(im sleep deprived writing this at 4:00 am so if this is wack... well for starters its a shitpost and well its fucking 4 am dont judge me)
