Deltarune newspaper

JACKOBLACKOLANTERN · February 10, 2026, 2:39am

I made this a long time ago

Idk

But yeh

I know the lines are bad

JACKOBLACKOLANTERN · February 10, 2026, 2:40am

Big (shot) version

Palladium_standard · February 10, 2026, 2:41am

wow
absolute

RedactedWolf · February 10, 2026, 2:09pm

You should make more of these they are funny

RykerNightshard · February 10, 2026, 2:23pm

I know right
It's just so

RykerNightshard · February 10, 2026, 6:26pm

"Local Man Claims He Can Do Anything"

Claims?

Buddy.

just doing this to see if playthecolourfulcreature will show up and ruin this

He can do anything.

PlayTheColorfulCreature · February 10, 2026, 10:26pm

just doing this to see if playthecolourfulcreature will show up and ruin this

Insert Asgore truck face emoji here (kocka your taking long)

RykerNightshard · February 11, 2026, 2:23pm

OH FOR FUCKS SAKES

Palladium_standard · February 11, 2026, 10:13pm

berdly emoji

Xanderjedi11 · February 14, 2026, 7:49pm

You hate fun, don't you?

I am a stupid chaotic evil person who hates all fun and also Deltarune

Palladium_standard · February 15, 2026, 3:01am

PlayTheColorfulCreature · February 15, 2026, 10:12am

I am a stupid chaotic evil person who hates all fun and also Deltarune

Insert uno reverse card

Palladium_standard · February 15, 2026, 10:45am

Xanderjedi11 · February 16, 2026, 5:43am

I GOT THEM TO SAY IT! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! YOUR FELL RIGHT INTO MY TRAP!

PlayTheColorfulCreature · February 16, 2026, 9:53pm

U didn't read the UNO reverse card?

Palladium_standard · February 16, 2026, 11:40pm

Xanderjedi11 · February 17, 2026, 1:57am

I don't understand exactly how that uno could be reversed

JACKOBLACKOLANTERN · May 25, 2026, 6:24am

I should make more of these

Palladium_standard · May 25, 2026, 6:27am

You should

WizardofTheEastCoast · May 25, 2026, 6:54am

I concur. It would be most delightful if you do.