Crack theory time

No
It’s been cool

For what I
sincerely hope
is the last time:
WHY WOULD I BE HERE
WHY WOULD I HAVE COME HERE
WHY WOULD I HAVE BOTHERED TO DO ALL THESE THINGS
MAKE ALL THESE AUS
POST SO MUCH HERE
IF I DIDNT CARE
IF I DIDNT WANT TO
WHY WOULD I NOT JUST GO ON WITH OTHER THINGS IN MY LIFE
LIKE SCHOOL
OR OTHER GAMES
OR ANYTHING ELSE
ITS BECAUSE
I ACTUALLY CARE
WHY WOULD I BE SO DEEP IN THE WEEDS
WITHOUT WANTING TO ACTUALLY GET THE GAMES
AND WHY WOULD I NOT TELL YOU THE REASON
IF IT WASNT SOMETHING I LEGITAMINELY DIDNT WANT TO EXPLAIN ONLINE
...
NOW IM BUSY AGAIN
GOD DAMNIT
ALWAYS WASTING MY TIME ON THESE
POINTLESS
POINTLESS
DEBACLES
AARGH

i personally don't think palladium is that bad. though it can be frustrating to some people, I don't really mind larpers. we shouldn't bully him for not playing the games. I know I don't like being bullied, and I certainly don't want it for anyone else. Be honest guys, Palladium really isnt that bad. Deltarune and Undertale are for everyone and we shouldnt gatekeep people from theorizing and making AU's even if they don't play the game.

:queen: Nah There's Nothing Wrong With Him We Just Like To Annoy Him

I'm sorry.

I hope you get to play deltarune eventually.

Counterpoint:
I can do anything :jevildance:

For some reason all my friendlings have the literal exact same logic
...
why does everyone I know do this sort of stuff :ralsplat:

Lighter yet lighter theory[1]

Every SCB has more relation to lightners as the chapters progress:
Jevil-darkner
Spamton NEO-body designed by lightner
The KNIGHT-heavily intertwined and spoopy shenanigans
Hammer of Justice-former lightner
Pink-shares body with (almost certainly) lightner


Wing Gaster mentions "DARKER YET DARKER"
the eggs are seen as an issue by william ding
As seen with Spamton and Pink, friend (and therefore eggs) are related to the SCB quest
what if the SCB pure crystal boss is related to gaster?


  1. I ran out of topics lol ↩︎

So you think that the next secret boss is going to be a lightner? Interesting.
Always bet on Carol fight, no matter if it's secret or not
I wanna beat that woman up

This on the other hand is less interesting but more likely.

option A: intervention (gaster)
option B: confrontation (lightner)
option C: pleaseletthisbereal (SEAM)

Hoping for C as well honestly
One of the only things I fully expect and want the last chapters to do

/markkrutakpostingiscoolnowig
:friend:

whenever I see your username I read "mark crouton"

I'm (sadly) not a crouton. I mean, they are tasty and I like them, but "you are what you eat" doesn't really apply to me lol

this one isn't very crack but
theory: dess became the roaring knight because when she
""""""""""""""""left town,"""""""""""""""" she accidentally made a dark fountain and became the roaring knight
yk yk
also unrelated but I have this concept of a major character in a future chapter or something being a lightner living in the dark world, a sort of peach-in-the-mushroom-kingdom-but-specifically-in-the-movie(s) situation, and being called a Nightner

that would be fun
also heareth me outeth:
Ralral assembles an alternate fun gang in ch6 to do the prophecy
thus making kris obsolete

Us in the vessel, Noelle and him.
Who sais this isn't possible?

But the vessel is the proponent for snowgrave
I'm thinking more so a rival team that progresses as you do, and in the end there's a big fair fight (maybe one where they adapt to your attacks?) and maybe you would also deploy your attacks as bullet hell

:realmike:

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