Crack theory time

You can't just say perchance

What if Noelle looks like Gaster because she becomes trans and then becomes Gaster and he ruined his own life
It's like a Homestuck moment

What if darkness is just crack flowing from the depths so everyone's on crack and dark worlds aren't actually magic
Snewgraves was actually just super crack blast so berdly went unconscious from all the crack

Lil too much crack in this theory

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best crack theory

My teeth rn

so some guy comes and the walls of asgard were like broken in a war with the other god people and then the guy offers to fix the walls and make them even better, in exchange for the sun moon and stuff
loki's like sure do it in like 6 months
the point being that it's impossible and they need a wall
and if they can't finish the task they'll still have whatever part of the wall that's completed, and don't sacrifice anything
but the guy gets his horse and he and the horse are STRONG and come close to finishing so loki's pressured by the other asgard gods and goes and does the thing, which makes the guys horse run off and makes the guy lose like 1 night of work...
...which costs him the whole deal
angered he transforms into his true form
a rock giant
and the ods ar so angry that he did this in disguise and stuff
like thor i think just smashes the guys head with his hammer
and boom

...200+ flipping comments and a new user.
Ye I think this post is going well

Ah, I see you know ball

Thanks for summing that up

New guy?

The joke here was that people often ignore very clearly stated genders just for their own theories (e.g. Papyrus Knight, Dess Knight, ect.). So I'm making fun of this with the most misgenedered character and saying their secretly male so it's fine to use male pronouns.

I cast Galactagrave

kills everyone

"You're gender neutral? Lame, mine is Pacifist"

Your gender are pacifist? YOU FOOL! My gender are GENOCIDE!

you are gender GENOCIDE?
that's dumb.
I'm gender hard mode.

RC: youre Gardner is

hard mode?

minis

snowgraves

Yuo're genderSnowgraves?
Weird. Mine isWeird Routes.