Bro I found wizard in my restroom

@WizardofTheEastCoast WHO invited you in my home bro

No that's @WizardOfTheWestCoast

nah @WizardofTheEastCoast why your brother in my home bro :sob:

my mom found this and bought it.
its apple cinnamon

:redsoul: Eat the shampoo Do not

its not shampoo its like a air freshener i think

:redsoul: turn it into shampoo and then eat it

also wizard, that's pretty weird (route)
why would you be in someone else's bathroom
i mean except mine (DO NOT TAKE THAT OUT OF CONTEXT)

PROCEED

:friend:

my brother is non existy

me rn
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wizard was in my American history class, and he was mentioned like 10 times. "East coast" this "East coast" that and I leaned over and told my friend "its like some sort of wizard of the east coast" and they were severely confused

erm ACTUALLY, wizard is in MY history class. /j

too internet for today guys
i will drop this and leave

I called someone Vriska...
:sob:

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is it a bad sign if I find Karkat relatable

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