Bitter irony

Ah, Kris. Your brother. He is a very kind young man.
Perhaps even a little... overzealous, in his younger days.
He would visit me often to confess... to various, "sins".
Despite the absence of sin, or confession, in our religion.
I remember his small face, sobbing, as he admitted he had,
"Dropped the lizard in the pit to jump high."
Nearly omitting the fact that he had done so in a "videos game."
He also confessed to various "sins" on your behalf,
Begging for your forgiveness for "dropping the lizard on purpose."
I would always "forgive" him and send him home.

There's something almost funny about Kris being willfully and needlessly cruel to a video game character.

I feel this is why at the end of the sword route Kris is scared of the hero_sword, they're afraid of consequences

I feel that Kris is afraid of HERO_SWORD because HERO_SWORD has a SWORD that vaporizes anything it touches.

It's a GAME dawg

what if the reason Kris doesn't want us to see the Bunker and the KNIGHT's face and the WR isn't because of trauma, but because they're scared of being punished for their video game cruelty level???? /j

Why did I think of SCP-682 when I read this

Who doesn't think of Yoshi when they read this?

:papyrusthink:

Ironic.
This means Kris is no better than us.
If we were in a game, we're be no better than the Players... Endlessly...

...Until the developers wisen up and stop giving us free will