ALL TENISTS! RISE UP!

this is the official chat/Q and A zone/anything else for Tennism!

Tennism
Tenna is supreme being.
Tennism acknoledges other gods, but proposits that Tenna, the supreme being, is on a higher level than them all.
Tenists must devote themselves to worship of Tenna.
Spamton is also the most hated thing in Tennism.
Mike is a kind of angel who does Tenna's work, in both the higher realm and the mortal world.

Spamton takes the role of Lucifer, once being a highly beloved angel, and doing bad

Jevil is mostly unimportant, except that he infinitely tortures Spamton as punishment.
Spamton is constantly looking for ways to break out, mostly by scamming people into giving him their SOULs.
Oh, and FRIEND is an omnipresent force inside every SOUL. Don't know what they do.
Ramb is basically the owner of purgatory, and does their best to help people stuck in their realm. They (almost) never punish anyone, although they do sometimes manipulate people...
They have an agreement with Tenna, so that they aren't punished for this behaviour, and so they must work for Tenna, running purgatory as they should be doing it.
Shadowguys are Tenna's expendable minions.

Question: why did yall start a cult based around Tenna?

Question: Why do you label this as a cult, not a religion?
Question: Why have you not joined yet?

Because I believe in science most of all.

Also, I don't think there's anything that officially recognizes this as a religion, hence, it's a cult.

At least I think that's how it works

This is in M&R for a reason.

Jack recognises it and they're a thing.
And a second opinion:
Is this a religion and not a cult?
@sansbot fortune

:crystal_ball: Most likely

Don’t worry! We believe in science! It’s just that science and tennism exist together! If you don’t believe (boring) you get science, and if you DO, YOU GET TO GO TO DT HEAVEN!!!

ahem.
Allow me to clear this up.
Tennism dictates what happens, and why.
Science dictates how.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Roll credits.

YEAH

Ok, I’m the creator, and @Palladium_standard is my second because smart

Christianity ahh argument (I've seen this exact argument used by them before)

Me too!
Atheism :atom_symbol: go brrr

And Mike is...?

My proposal? An agent of Tenna that's sent to show up to people for them to join Tennism, aka the Holy Spirit

Idk if I'm full atheist or what

All I know is that religion just stems from humans' desire to know why things happen, and if they can't think of a reason, they make up a reason (For example: the Greek and Roman gods)

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Can I join

idk, ping Jack and see

I however want no part in this

@Voice and/or @JACKOBLACKOLANTERN , might I join this? Just sign on the bottom line and we're good to go, you can steal my soul or whatever

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