A Weirder Route pt 15

okay yes it's giga queen time guys

The Fun Gang headed off to the fountain to seal it, but they were interrupted on their peaceful walk to the fountain by a loud noise.

A massive battle robot that resembled Queen rose up, blotting out the skyline of the city, so tall its head was level with the Fun Gang, despite how high up they were.

Susie took a step back. "What the HELL is that?"

"My Giant Battle Robot. Obviously." Queen said, her voice amplified by some hidden speakers in the robot.

"Wh- How do you fight something like that?" Susie said incredulously.

"You Don't." Queen said. "Running Monologue While You Wallow In The Despair Of Inevitable Defeat..."

"Hey, is that Noelle?" Susie said. "Noelle, are you okay?"

Noelle stood awkwardly holding a knife that looked like it was made out of ice, a few feet away from the Fun Gang. She looked terrified.

"What are you doing?" Susie said, partially to Noelle, partially to Queen.

"All Will Be Explained In Detail In My Villain Monologue, Playing: Now" Queen said. She began to talk....

BUT YOU KNOW ALL THAT ALREADY.
KNIGHT MAKES FOUNTAINS
WITH DETERMINATION
ALL LIGHTNERS HAVE DETERMINATION
THUS,
WITH A LIGHTNER,
MORE FOUNTAINS COULD BE MADE.

"Well we aren't letting you do that!" Susie said. "So what if you grew a couple hundred feet! We've got the power of friendship on our side!

...Wait, did I just say the power of friendship? Nevermind, we're doomed." Susie finished.

"Glad You Finally Realized." Queen said.

With one regal hand, she flicked the Fun Gang off the ledge and sent them flying, plummeting down to the city below. Susie grabbed onto Echo in fear. Ralsei attempted to cast a spell to slow their fall, but wasn't able to...

But something caught them.

Amongst the chaos, nobody noticed the strangest thing of all, which was that Echo had not been afraid. Had they seen, Susie or Ralsei surely would have questioned it. But they didn't.

A row of carts had caught them, similar to the ones from the roller coaster battle from earlier. Berdly, Kris, and many other Darkners that the Fun Gang had befriended were all riding on it, as well as...

"Well well well," Berdly began, but Echo shoved him out of the way.

"No. Freaking. Way." Echo said, gesturing to what Kris was carrying.

"Yeah. Figured you'd need a hand." Kris said.

"Does it run? Without, without its normal source of power, I mean?"

"Yeah, we had to change that. It runs on normal power now. You want the controller?"

"Oh, yes please. Gimme." Echo said. "Hey Berdly! You want to see a real gamer move?"

"Echo, please don't tell me you're going to fight Giga Queen with that thing..." Ralsei said nervously.

"What?? That is awesome!!" Susie said. "And it's remote controlled? So we can just sit up here while you beat the crap out of Giga Queen with that thing."

"Are you going to say the thing?" Kris said.

"Of course I'm going to say the thing." Echo said, turning on their controller. "It's ULTRAKILLing time!!!!!!!!"

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To be continued (MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA I'M EVIL)

So the thrash machine is literally just V1, that's it, that's the premise of this bit. For funnies. Though it doent run on blood no more

May I suggest a battle theme for the next part?

sure

Gimme a min to find it

Galacta I remeber YOUER TAKING TOO LONG

https://youtu.be/ELWviKGOWiY?si=phNRomFVW_C59M3C

So? Whaddya think?

I dont

I cant access links (school cromebook) and youtube is blocked on my home PC... such are the sufferings i must endure...

...it's almost like the... Hyperlink is Blocked.

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