So you might have heard of the deltarune brainrot language on kagi translate. Well I got a funny idea. What if I ran AWR chapters through Kagi translate?
Here's the result:
*The Roaring Knight spawned! Time to COOK!
*Echo chose ACT —> RIZZ
*Susie chose DEFEND
*Ralsei chose DEFEND... wait, Echo, are you fr right now?
*Echo tried to rizz up the Knight with that unspoken sexual tension! It was... negative aura. L rizz.
*The Knight is CONFUSED! ATK DOWN because he's literally shaking rn!
"Echo... I hope you have a cracked strat..." Ralsei said, barely dodging the Knight's hitboxes.
Echo shrugged. "I'm just yapping and seeing what sticks." They said. "But don't worry, I'm locked in."
*The Gaster wind is blowing.
*Echo chose ACT —> MAIN CHARACTER ENERGY
*Susie chose MAGIC —> RUDE BUSTER
*Ralsei chose DEFEND
*Echo did a 360 emote, showing off that Shadow Mantle drip, and accidentally parried the Knight's knife back at him! The Roaring Knight takes 140 damage! Skill issue!
*Susie bust'd the Knight! (We don't know her DPS stats tho)!
The Knight started spamming projectiles at Echo, who had frame-perfect dodges but still took some chip damage. Ralsei was literally crying and throwing up, while Susie pulled out the axe.
"Yo Echo! Let me grief this loser!" She said. "I thought you were cooking...?"
"Oh, I'm just winging it. Wing Gaster dinging it, perhaps." Echo said.
Dead silence. Cringe.
"Man, tough chat. L." They shrugged.
*Your SOUL is tweaking. You can feel his crashout energy.
*Echo chose ACT —> RNG MANIPULATION
*Susie chose ITEM —> TVDINNER (Echo)
*Ralsei chose DEFEND
*Ooh, is that a kromer? 50% chance for the Knight's attacks to have zero collision this turn!
*Also, Susie, you're out of TP for a Rude Buster! Stop throwing!
The Knight went full crashout mode, skipping his phase 2 cutscene to try and delete Echo with a frame-one flurry. But somehow... Echo had god gamer luck and didn't get hit once. The Knight was malding, let out a roar, and sent a flying sword straight for Echo's hitbox.
"Wait, is that a Dark Dollar? Is that lore relevant...?" Echo crouched to grab the loot and the sword whiffed completely.
*The Roaring Knight is thinking about giving you the Tenna Treatment.
*Echo chose ACT —> WATER BALOON
*Susie chose MAGIC —> RUDE BUSTER
*Ralsei chose DEFEND... bro Echo what is this build???
*Echo throws a water balloon at the Roaring Knight! The minor spelling mistake makes him lose his aura! The Knight's ATK fell off!
*Susie bust'd the Knight! Massive W.
The Knight was huffing copium as he wiped his helmet. He started a bullet hell hurricane of slashes. Ralsei clipped through the floor in fear, but the Knight wasn't even targeting him. Susie carried Echo out of the AOE just in time, but they still took some tick damage. Finally, the spam ended.
*Susie turned pale. Ralsei is shaking. The Chapter 3 ending is coming...
*Echo chose ACT —> LOCK TF IN
*Susie chose DEFEND
*Ralsei chose DEFEND
*Echo enters the flow state! Ultra Instinct activated. Everything since the Vessel creation... it all led to this. Whatever the Knight is cooking, Echo is ready to eat.
The Roaring Knight started floating, glowing like a Neo boss. Star projectiles started spiraling like a Touhou map. Not a single pixel touched them. Echo read every frame. The Knight went for the final heavy attack, and Echo parried that mid-air. They both fell back, zero stamina. Susie got up, barely.
"What in the Angel's Heaven was THAT?? Scripted event??" She said.
"I... huff... I remembered what a... huff... certain Hornet told me... Git Gud. So I did." Echo said.
"That was peak fiction." Ralsei said. "I knew you were the GOAT..."
Susie pulled out her axe. "Can I finally finish this fraud?"
"Proceed." Echo said in a total Weird Route voice.
"Wh- what? That's sus." Susie said.
"Nothing." Echo said. "Do it."
Susie walked up, axe glowing purple, towards the Knight's limp sprite. Slowly, the Roaring Knight looked up at Susie, then Ralsei, then Echo.
"ENOUGH."
He pulled out the knife—pure black, zero light, total abyss—getting ready to open a new Dark Fountain. Everything went slow-mo.
"Oh, don't you DARE!!!" Susie roared.
She jumped the Knight and clashed her axe against the knife, breaking his stance. They started mashing buttons, struggling for dominance. Finally the Knight parried Susie back, and a shard of his blade chipped off—a Dark Shard—landing in the snow. Echo's screen started fading as the Knight raised his weapon.
A slash cut the UI. Ralsei's HP hit 0. Another slash. Susie fell to 1 HP. And another slash. Echo took a massive hit and fell, screen shaking. They looked up at the Knight, knowing the lore was about to drop. The Roaring Knight put the blade on Echo's shoulder.
Their eyes met. Max Determination vs. Max Rage. A silent agreement.
The Knight isn't finished cooking yet.
