Well alrighty then
LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS AND VALUE, VALUE THE FUN!
BRUSH THOSE THEORIES OFF NOW, OUR MYSTERY MYSTERY MAN!
ALL THOSE PLAYERS NEVER TREAT ME RIGHT THEY HAVEN'T SEEN!
WHAT I TRULY MEANT IN MY OLD ENTRY 17!
AYE, WE PLUNDER ROOT BEER, AND OF COURSE WE PLUNDER ALE!
WE KIDNAPPED ALL OF DELTARUNE AND STOLEN UNDERTALE!
BUT HO, WE CHANGED OUR TARGETS, OUR HEAVEN IS IN SIGHT!
WE'LL SEAL YOUR HOME FOR GOOD AND TAKE AWAY YOUR HOLY LIGHT!