You are less than nothing!
I'm more than less than nothing actually
Foolishness, Palladium, foolishness.
ok and what does that imply
You are outclassed!
I don't think I ever was classed in the first place
An imperfection to be cleansed..
ok so you run a charity car wash or something? that's nice
The light IS perfection!
eh
nobody's perfect it's fine
Your crime is existence!
that's a bit of an unfair law
You're an error to be corrected!
ok can you fix any problems then
can you even find any
A mere object!
well a sentient one at that
Not. Even. Mortal.
eh it's fine