We’re at 97. If we count this post.
So this will probably be the one that makes it to 100 first.
Unless another post gets there first…? That’s right, I’m casting THAT spell! The one that was only ever cast once before, on the wiki of old! When it was cast there, the resulting thread exploded into more than 2000 posts! And I cast it here! It’s the only way to cast any doubt on which thread makes it to 100 first, so I had to do it!