"I'm alive!"
"What the HELL is that."
"d'aww..."
I try to pet the checkers piece. This initiates an encounter.
"Well, atleast this guy isn't trying to kill us!"
I pull out the map.
"Hey there lil' guy! Do you know where you can lead us to the castl--
BATTLE START
"Oh for FUCK'S SAKE--"
"d'aww..."
"d'aww..."
The checkers piece doesn't know how to attack, so it just moves on to Tim's turn. No one gets TP.
I continue saying "d'aww..." but also prepare to hold red back if he takes control
I use R_Action!
I pet it.
This does nothing, but makes my perspective on life just a bit better.
(The checkers piece purrs even though it's a dog!)
""
@sansbot roll 2d20
7, 17
"HAHA! TIME TO KILL!"
REACTION
I SEE HIM TURN RED AND GRAB HIS HANDS AND HOLD THEM BEHIND HIS BACK
"I'm outta here!"
"AH WHAT THE HELL?!"
(Red Xander has lost his turn.)