UnSmart things

Palladium_standard · January 6, 2026, 12:46am

/kockaquote

Palladium_standard · January 8, 2026, 2:30am

wahaha

Galacta_22 · January 8, 2026, 2:35am

Wario ahh laugh

Palladium_standard · January 8, 2026, 2:37am

ACTUALLY
inspired by Gerson uNDERTalE

Palladium_standard · January 8, 2026, 2:40am

use this in your knight theoriues

Palladium_standard · January 8, 2026, 2:42am

stealy stealy

JACKOBLACKOLANTERN · January 8, 2026, 2:42am

No

Palladium_standard · January 8, 2026, 2:43am

too late

Galacta_22 · January 8, 2026, 2:47am

HEY THAT’S MY GIF!

JACKOBLACKOLANTERN · January 8, 2026, 2:47am

No mine now

Palladium_standard · January 8, 2026, 2:48am

peekaboo

Galacta_22 · January 8, 2026, 2:48am

ALWAYS BET ON ALVIN BLADE

Palladium_standard · January 8, 2026, 4:54am

My honest opinion on Chapter 3 (MASSIVE SPOILERS)

I think that the knight is still someone we know (pretty sure it's implied they're a lightner).

Also multiple knights theory is debunked

And I believe there is now only ONE (maybe two) possible options based off the following.

Susie mentions that since the knight has a connection to the mayor, the police, and whatever the heck the third thing is.
THAT MEANS THERE ARE ONLY TWO POSSIBLE PEOPLE
The Mayor herself (though the connection to the police is more vague, maybe the whole bunker thing idk)
OR
Well
You know what I'm gonna say.
Disgraced ex-police chief, family friend of the mayor and best friends with the mayor's husband and all that jazz.
And I feel like it's being hinted at so clearly. Kris tells the knight to come over (oh yeah kris knight kahoots what the hells going on there?) and then we see asgore, shortly followed by mayor holiday. The scene is played so that at first you think it's asgore, and OMG asgore's the knight, but the mayor holiday arrives home from work early, implying that SHE'S the knight.
BUT
BUT
BUT
There is NO possible way that the mayor could have opened the church dark fountain.
She was with noelle at the time, or at least inside the house.
BUT YA KNOW WHO WASN'T IN THE HOUSE?
YOU KNOW WHO WE KNOW WAS BY THE CHURCH, LURKING IN THE BUSHES?!
MR. FLOWER KING HIMSELF.
and if THAT isn't enough...
there's one DAMNING piece of evidence left.

WHO is the Knight obsessed with?
Kidnapping?
Capturing?
WHO DO THEY SEEK?
Tori.

I rest my case

Interesting theory, do you still stand by it?
@Vexodus

Palladium_standard · January 8, 2026, 6:07am

good news
you remember the marriage arc right
when jack and friends goofed around with sansbot and stuff
well im pleased to announce jacks still happily married to that time machine at the bottom of the mariana trench (lifted back up now? dont know if thats true)
so um
if anyone ever needs to go back in time you know who to ask i guess
...
this is so glooby..........................................

JACKOBLACKOLANTERN · January 8, 2026, 6:08am

Oh you didn't hear? me and sansbot remairried.

Palladium_standard · January 8, 2026, 6:08am

oh

Palladium_standard · January 8, 2026, 6:08am

well that explains why
that time machine is now in my basement

Palladium_standard · January 8, 2026, 6:09am

(be quiet down there!)
(wait whats that )
(nononoonnonnonononooAAAAAAARGJ)

JACKOBLACKOLANTERN · January 8, 2026, 6:09am

I still keep in touch with it. It likes the bottom of the mariana trence

JACKOBLACKOLANTERN · January 8, 2026, 6:09am

WAIT what