UnSmart things

i have a riddle for you guys

i ate an expired sprite flavoured tic tac and it tasted like cilantro

do i have lead poisoning, and if so, where did i buy the tic tacs subtracted by the amount of apples i bought 2 years ago plus the location of the bodies divided by the grade I got on my 3rd quiz in social studies class multiplied by the amount of tic tacs that were remaining after I ate the first one.

what is the name of my 294858838282th cousin thrice removed divided by the 49583485934085034 power of 9999999999999999999999 added to the amount of numbers in pi

what is your answer.

TO: piss >:?

not really

that's the name of my 294858838281th cousin, not my 294858838282th cousin.

you failed.

here's a hint: its the same colour as piss

TO: shiT >:?

Donald trump

take a hint

no

TO: fRiwk >:?

no

you're getting colder :snowgrave:

damnit

both of my legs are asleep

vbt

God I crashed from spamming letters

TO: piZza >:??

nope

TO: siX?

no

not seven either, you tomfooler-er

its impossible

I'm going to eat another candy cig

TO: oK siX fWom liTtle niGHtmAwes >:?

nein

das ist nicht richtig

TO: oK i giVe uP :<

its quite simply:

deltarune-spamton