JMU11
December 3, 2025, 3:26pm
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The knights blade is called the black knife right?
But a knife would imply it's small, but it's a whole ass blade, so that could mean the knight is small
Now, what if, the reason it has the holidays horns, is because it's trying to impersonate them and infiltrate the family
Why would they infiltrate the holidays?
To take them out
Who would want to take the holidays out?
Noelles greatest fear
That's right guys
The knight is stewart little
SANS, I JUST SNORTED A SUIT CASE FULL OF COCAINE AND I'M BEGGINING TO FEEL THE EFFECTS
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Add another Crack to the Theory Time
JMU11
December 3, 2025, 3:53pm
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Maybe the real crack was the friends we made along the way
The Knight IS canonically smaller than Tenna (not that it means much bc Tenna is like 50 feet tall ((like 100 meters for the sane ones)))
Hmmmmmmm more crack theories
First of all, Tobias Fox wouldn't use an outsider as the RK's identity
Tenna is about 16 feet not counting the (Ant) Tenna
We are
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Neither is Palladium, he's Australian. (at least I THINK he)
It is because Australia used to be a British colony.
Yes
Did you know we actually refuse to add or remove states so we don't have to change the flag? PEAK laziness right there.
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We hate Britain as part of American culture.
The flag is much better than just three stripes with every country copying the colors.
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Sounds like the USA.
They taxed us, I hope you understand now.
And then...Starts slow clapping
As a part of a state of America, I shall also rebel because of taxes and create worse taxes.
Such is the way of the worm.
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...And then you realise that taxes are essential to fund governments.
American, not 
British.
