That one AU Fanfic that i lost count of (maybe looking at the dates of each may help? Nah. I ain't doing that.)

I hit palladium to gain enough SOUL to heal

He's downstairs.
You hit the air.
Go down?

vigarous head shaking

The blob falls... It grows small skinny legs, and start following you like a duck following the first thing they see.
You now are a parent of a Lightseed!
B_Lightseed
Somehow utile pet, brightens dark places and can find hidden secrets. Simple multicelular organism, can grow into greater things by mitosis.

They jump down the secret room and gesticulates so you follow them.

Now downstairs, I trip and fall on palladium. I’m in another trance

You trip and fall on Palladium. Roll for attack effectiveness
@sansbot roll 1d20

:game_die: 2

You trip in a way you fly over Palladium. You fall straight on the couch.

Wait that’s good

Soft landing instead of injuring a teamate

The Lightseed worrily runs for you. They shake your arm trying to 'wake' you up.

nothing happens

They take out a realistic hand and slap your face. 0 masks DMG, but still violent.

still nothing. I twitch a bit

A Radiance scream as loud as Seven Suns and a boss chockwave exit the LS
Wake up now??

literally nothing

LISTEN. IF YOU DO NOT DO ANYTHING, I'LL NEED TO BANISH YOU AND OFFER YOUR SHELL TO ANOTHER BEING. NOW WAKE UP.

I wake up… in 2 minutes

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