I feel like i also should @Errandomguy62 you because what if the system didn't register it as a reply?
I go around the gondola
Also when are we all gonna meet up?
Okay uhhhh
*I tell the weaver I brought it food in exchange for help
(I make sure my blade is ready, and force my red crown via kool thought waves 
to force the kool shield of aura)
If you two in Celeste reach the Summit at the same time Palladium breaks the last seal, you'll meet up to beat the first (real) boss all together.
They half-close their eyes and skitter a bit backwards.
— ...Three becomes two becomes one becomes nothing...
— I see you bear the Red Crown... A heavy duty is that to command Death. Impartial and merciless. I am too, bearer of godly power, but certainly are they at a lesser extent than yours...
— ...Many-legged creature, stalk through the night… wrapped in web, yet still they fight… In my silk, I snared a Crown… to their faith, irrevocably bound…
— You followed down my path. When you heard me, you brought gifts. Was it done by fear? Death afraid of a mere spider? If so, the Red Crown must've choosen you out of gratitude. What happened to the previous one? The usurper, leader of the New Faith?
— I am from the Silk Laden Kingdom, but i do not share the Pale Stripe of my sisters... A greater spider, her web stretched in every direction. But something went wrong, and when i saw, i was here. This Crown gave me sapience, but what use would that have? None, in this realm between Death and Mind... Five becomes… becomes… nothing. Nothing at all...
— Enough talk. Turn around and run back to the light like the cowardice your specimen shows, or accept the Darkness and challenge me. Nobody from outside has ever came this far inside this World of Dreams that Celeste Mountain created. I wish a worthy battle... I haven't tested my strength since i fell down from the Heavens...
ok well then that makes her more expendable
...ok
fun them all I intimidate them and make them either join me or flee
I also bargain the general to join me so I don't kill her
if not, then I use advantage on blowing them to smithereens cause I already have practise on it
I also send a telepathic message to any players in pharloom-like areas
"Hiya come meet me up at...wherever I am lol"
Its not like you can convince someone who's been told to idolize their Queen their entire life so easily
And betray the Queen?! Never! We came from her and to her we shall return. We all owe our lives for her, and that's what we'll do! Guards! Crush him already!
See?
@sansbot roll 1d20
4
Now let's try smashing Palladium!
@sansbot roll 1d20
hmmmmmmm ok if they want to try their chances
oh she really has no idea what's coming for her does she
tahaha.
ok vro at least give a justification as to why you didn't do adv
funny
anyways
...
frick I need to go find the link myself
Whatsit whatsit im curios
I use [S] Calliborn: Enter
(the lord english part not the calliborn part)
(gadzooks this took a long time to find)
...that should 1shot
(oh hey, 777th post!)
oh hee hee you should use the whip it’d be preeety funny
That's a dagger genius
Pls explain because
Doesn't say much
@Errandomguy62 do something
Unless you're from AUSTRALIA like Palladium