That one AU Fanfic, one more part

HarbingerKnightTheSecond · September 8, 2026, 9:50am

The AK47 gets instantly exploded as i also lock it behind a 1d120 chance roll and you need to end the fucking battle the right way
It's your turn unless...

I'm sowwy for being toopid... But c'mon it isn't like ur going to cheat everything.
Also, @Kk_Cayden_K are you hearing me? Are we... Connected?

Palladium_standard · September 9, 2026, 5:32am

im lord english i can do that
buddy i DID roll 1d20 for the ak47, MULTIPLE times
massive skill issue lmao

HarbingerKnightTheSecond · September 9, 2026, 10:05am

1d 1 20

Palladium_standard · September 9, 2026, 11:03am

why cant I use my normal weapon
fine
I use magic staff
@sansbot roll 1d20

sansbot · September 9, 2026, 11:03am

11

Palladium_standard · September 9, 2026, 11:04am

the magic staff in question containing literal Skaia

HarbingerKnightTheSecond · September 9, 2026, 5:28pm

The Narrator searches what Skaia is...
...
They see its a planet, based on the first images that appear.
They ask themselves if it harness the planet's power or if Palladium is shooting a whole goddamn planet at Khann.
They decide to go for the first option.
But first, they read its page...

"Legend holds that Skaia exists as a dormant crucible of unlimited creative potential - a well of potential from which every conceivable possibility arises"

You streack Khann with the Infinite Improbability Drive!
Khann violently gets shot back as a Formidibomb^[1] materializes and explodes his face into coal... He bumps upon the wall, weakened...
His right eyes glow cyan...
Suddenly, a couple of Lifeblood vines wrap down Aqua and you!
Khann gets up.

(Huff)... That was a short battle. You thought you could defeat me with tricks?^[2] If you're going to cheat, then i can break the rules too. Nobody can defeat me, mortal. I'm intertwined with the life that wraps around my tower... Even if you pulverized my body like you did 10 seconds ago... I'd be back. The powerful Blood that gives Life, taken from a Beast down below, it gives me godly powers, unmatched by any. And you thought you could use your weak magic of chance to kill me? You don't seem to fear me, i can see it in your face. You don't truly feel that pain, right? That body isn't your true body. Nor is the hollow void under it. But i know who feels the pain. You care for your little friend back there, don't you?

(the vines around Aqua squeeze her stronger.)

Ah^[3], i see the fear in your face...

(Khann walks over to Aqua and lifts her by the head. She struggles and pushes back, trying to get out.)

Now... You'll feel true pain-

A giant snake-like tail hits Khann, freeing Aqua(without damaging her at all) and sending him flying yet again against the wall, this time creating a crater in it. The giant body has mettalic, dark blue scales and a slightly blue-ish belly, mostly gray.
When you look up, the Abyss Creature stands tall, having passed through the infected soldiers easily, and freeing you... They rip various vines from the ceiling, walls, and ground, and then shining a bright light from an light blue eye in their hand, which heals any damage you had previously.^[4] They also are equiped for battle, with a silvery helm full of spikes and horns on the sides.
Khann jumps out of the crater, with mostly all the Lifeblood appendages gone, but still cyan glowing eyes, and his reddish pallete traded for a blue-ish instead. His scar is now visible, recently made and more like a crack on his head, showing a bit of Plasmium-Infected flesh. He seems furious.

Battle start!

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(What the heck did he do back there...) ↩︎
(shuckles) ↩︎
I based this concept of a series called "The Boroughs" lol, in which a benevolent alien with healing powers falls on Earth, but the humans instead drink its blood to live for centuries... ↩︎

HarbingerKnightTheSecond · September 10, 2026, 10:03am

@Kk_Cayden_K holy shit come here right NOW
i won't be able to answer until roughly ~~ 13:30
So PLEASE just put your message
you're in the starting room with the frail ice block as a 112% Knight, do something
(you have inifinite stamina until... a certain point, and you can Crystal Dash, which is broken but serves as a replacement to the lost Dash distance in both games... Also double jump and weapons. Seekers are cooked lol)

Palladium_standard · September 10, 2026, 10:48am

fym battle start
how can khannian lifeblood be tha — yk what
screw it
I use Green Sun beam of energy
@sansbot roll 1d20

sansbot · September 10, 2026, 10:48am

17

Palladium_standard · September 10, 2026, 10:51am

khann died

spoily woily

HarbingerKnightTheSecond · September 10, 2026, 5:33pm

Darn it Sansbot why do you always give good rolls for Palladium's broken things

A flash of light deletes the Coral Tower. When you can see again, there's just a perfectly round black crater around you... The Lifeblood guy blinks with a burnt face... It seems their help isn't needed anymore?
They slither away back...
Aqua is seen playing with the cracked "skull"^[1] of Khann. She kicks it around and throws knifes, not missing a single...

While that, outside Pharloom's mountain...
High up on the dark sky, far away from the world... A crack opens up. It can be seen, 3 other 'beams' going in the crack's direction: a dark one, made of shadows; a grayish one, made of translucid particles and red-hot thunders; and one made of pink and purple glimmer...
The Khann pin on your map is crossed and ceases to exist... You gain a small bag:

Plasmified Khann Treasure Bag

Drops:

Shell Shards ×3000

Plasmium Glandle

"Still living Encrusted Heart, beating deep and slow. Seeps blue Lifeblood from its veins, coating the holder in a protective membrane. It is recomended not to let it enter the organism."

Plasmified Flesh ×10

"Shimmering meat, eternally bleeding glowing blood. It seems like someone with refined taste would like to eat this."

Primeval Corrcrust

"Ancient core of the Crimson Coral's life, given to a ruler that once was judged worthy. Gives the bearer control over Crust and Coral."

Karaka Blade

"Boomerang-Saber fusion that is given to the Karak Empire's soldiers. Among the sharpest blades known in the land, cuts through bone and Steel like a Lightsaber on butter."

Karak Empire map

"A piece of hardened Shellwood with locations of all over Pharloom Mountain's caves and tunnels."
Map updated...

Yep that's it

Bugs don't have skulls ↩︎

HarbingerKnightTheSecond · September 10, 2026, 7:43pm

Oh wait i forgot something
Cthulhu's Claw
"Ripped claw of the ancient source of Plasmium, commonly known as Lifeblood. Cut of during a war that took place many centuries ago, it was taken by the Karak in their battle against a now long gone empire that lived underwater, and their God sacrificed its finger for their salvation, to no avail. The cut has now closed, but the marks of battle will eternally remain in its old owner."

Darn it someone already thougth of Plasmified Khann

Source

Palladium_standard · September 10, 2026, 10:23pm

I use the Corrcrust to amass a small army and storm to the location of

and also gathering as many karaki soldiers as I can to grow my army
(most of them are scared of me now I bet)

HarbingerKnightTheSecond · September 11, 2026, 1:52am

Fixed

The Flautistaff shines a pale path to roughly the height of the Surface... You call out some Karaka, that obey to you(hehe).
You gather a small group of misfits:

^[1]
And down you go to Pharloom's exit!

There, you find a small stand painted blue, with a huge map showing dots that represent kingdoms around the World. There's two bugs in there, one behind the stand and another one polishing a Stag's saddle.
— "Oh! Hey! Hello there, friends! Would you like to pass through these Wastelands fastly, but don't know how? I can help! Our newest Stag Wastes Network™ can bring you to any Kingdom that has been discovered by now!"
A faint light points towards a specific point on the map. A dot called, in Bug Script;

ꃴꍏ꒒꒒ꍟꌩ ꂦꎇ ꃅꍏ꒒꒒ꂦꅏꈤꍟꌗ꓄

The stag snores a bit...

The last one isn't a ghost yet... Also, Watcher at the Edge followed you in honor and respect, that you defeated his corrupt king. That's him bowing! ↩︎

HarbingerKnightTheSecond · September 11, 2026, 2:03am

HEY

I DID NOT WASTE HOURS OF MY BUSY LIFE READING CELESTE WIKI AND PLANNING COOL STUFF JUST SO YOU CAN VANISH AND LEAVE ME ALONE WITH PALLADIUM

Palladium_standard · September 11, 2026, 6:37am

son
oh well
MY ARMY WILL GRoW —

bleh, corporatisation

...

Anyways I get a bunch of stags and convince them to join my army as cavalry
@sansbot roll 1d20

sansbot · September 11, 2026, 6:37am

6

Palladium_standard · September 11, 2026, 6:38am

ok so maybe one joins
uh
I'll check which direction the macguffin fountain thing is in and go there ig

HarbingerKnightTheSecond · September 11, 2026, 10:07am

— "So you want to go to Hallownest, huh... You should be careful, even though the Surface has that beautiful Crystal Peak and is safe from the winds, the caves are governed by Mantises and, at the edge of the cave system, the Blackwyrm! Legend says he can give a bug infinite knowledge, but you need to prove yourself first..."
— "Jack! We have customers! Wake up Jasmine there!"
The other bug shakes the Stag a bit. It wakes up, and bow a bit so everyone gets on...
The Stag seems a bit frail at first because of the extra weight, but succesfully lifts everyone.
— "Now, go to Hallownest. We'll charge for it later."
The Stag turns and shakes a bit the sand that was in her shell and runs towards Hallownest...

5 Hours later...^[1]
You wake up during the travel... Everyone else is sleeping, and you can start to see some mountains at the distance... Suddenly, the ground shudders. The Stag exclaims:
— "Aah! Everyone, get down!!"
She brakes, launching everyone flying a little distance in her front... Aqua is launched spinning.
Suddenly, the tremors get stronger... The Stag just look down before an absolutely immense(and black) Shai'Hulud exits the ground and swallow her whole... It dives back in the sand. The party, after waking up from the fall, sees it. They immediatelly run away in harmony towards Hallownest... You should too lol

At the style of Spongebob ↩︎