LET'S GO KHANN[1] IS SCREWED!
or whoever the boss is ↩︎
Tf is that golden AK47?
You enter the Tower...
Inside, you find various husks of dead local fauna...
You see various Karakas in position, all with a small cyan butterfly in the nape of their necks...
Aqua cuts a butterfly-leaf from a nearby vine, which curiously makes the whole Lifeblood thing twitch a bit, together with the soldiers.
When you get to roughly the middle of the main hall, a darkened silhouette waits in His throne. There are some vines growing out of the right side of his head, and his eye shines blue. You can't see well because he's in the dark, but...
Is that a hand in his left arm?
— Who dares to speak towards Me, the Emperor of half the Lands of Pharloom?!
(wow he really isn't feeling well if he just drops such a crappy description of his title)
"Salutations fellow lord of lands. I have come to claim an...instrument of your possession. One that is required for confidential purposes."
@sansbot roll 1d20
15
can he gib me his loot
...
(Check the treasure stash. Did we loot a village of Green people and i wasn't told?)
What exactly do you want, stranger? Normally, people come here to challenge me for a battle, in trade of their homeland's freedom.
"Freedom is a prize for those lowly enough to lack it. I instead ask for a greater treasure."
I do a short description of whatever his loot is, since I rolled 15 before.
"If you wish to engage combat over such a matter, so be it. But I warn you."
I use the AK47.
@sansbot roll 1d20
farrrrrrrr
ok I tell Aqua to use the everything attack
It ricochets of his hardened shell...
He starts a(Deltarune Style) Battle!
Aqua use Everything Attack...
Roll 1 for each individual attack
@sansbot roll 3d20
Knife chain stabs his vines, Knife Throw misses and Omega Knifes miserably fail...
He attacks with a beam of Lifeblood blobs!
@sansbot roll 1d25
I use the gun again
@sansbot roll 1d20
I parry the lifeblood
@sansbot roll 1d20