Showdown

@sansbot WHY! WHY! YOU WERE MINE!
@sansbot quote

:left_speech_bubble: If you do what you've always done, you'll get what youve always gotten. — Tony Robbins

Then... will you marry me still?
The final question... a persuasion check.
@sansbot roll 2d20

:game_die: 5, 13

Sans is trying new stuff I guess

NOOOOOO!!!!!

GET OUT, HOMEWRECKER!

I try to throw 1000000000000000000 nukes onto @RykerNightshard s exact position

@sansbot roll 1d20

:game_die: 12

I mean, with that many nukes…

I think he’s dead

NAH NAH NAH THAT'S A TWELVE NO WAY THAT HITS

I'll say I get radiation poisoning tho

but 100000000000000000000000000 nukes

I’m gonna roll to shoot your nukes and disable them all

@sansbot roll 1000000000d20

I only have 20 dice. Shameful, I know!

:game_die: 20, 7, 18, 19, 3, 7, 2, 5, 5, 7, 3, 3, 16, 2, 19, 18, 9, 16, 4, 14

Looks like only seven or eight nukes were disabled

you hit… a whopping… 4.

out of 1000000000000000000000

Broken up before the wedding happened

I use the powers of LONG to disable the remaining nukes with my mere presence.

@sansbot fortune

Does this work?

:crystal_ball: My reply is no

DANG IT