My life:
Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does!
Bird flu? Yeah, they do that.
Wood fired pizza? How's pizza gonna get a job now?
Chefs kiss? Do they really...?
(I laughed way too loud at the one you just said 
)
Based? Based on what?
(cmon brain just one more)
It's joever, I can't think of any more
Break a leg? I don't really want to..
(I made this one up myself mwuahhahahahahahah)
Peak? What does a mountain have to do with this?
(Also made up on the spot)
i got nothin
dats alright
actually that's a good thing because I got nothing as well
Unrelated but if Jevil says metamorphosis before becoming the Devilsknife does he like go offscreen and spin a coccoon, liquify himself, transform into Devilsknife and break out of the coccoon all in the span of like 5 seconds?
i just posted these fire posts a min ago lol
the comments are on https://undertale.wiki/d/t/toby-fox-reference/7407/6
hmm
perchance
maybe like
he turns into a beautiful butterfly and then gaster swats him with a flyswatter and now it flattens Jevil and jevil is now the jevilsknife (makes total sense trust )