Off Topic Sanctuary

i was kinda excited you were leaving >:D

/j

I did not

Because it's ok to leave

TO: okay

wait

to: yeah i like lowercase better but I won’t use it

TO: yeah im only here cause im bored

The Deltarune Fandom

TO: real

also am i the only one who likes seeing spam voicemails

i like laughing at their asses

spam mail, you say?

???: hello this is liz from [INSERT FAKE COMPANY], your credit card is due tomo-

TO: shut the fuck up you little dumbass

dude that was obviously Spamton in disguise

you should've given him your [[Kromer]]

TO: oh yeah i forgot about him

WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? :berdlystrangle:

WHY :spamton:

How DARE you forget SPAMTON!!

HES LIKE

THE LIKE

MY 2ND FAVOURITE CHARACTER AAAAHHH

TO: go away i did nothing

MIKE

MIKE IS THERE

HOLY SHIT :jigsahhhhhwry:

TO: this is why you shouldn’t let me text my friends

IS THAT THE ENTIRE BEE MOVIE SCRIPT

TO: this is what i said before i sent that:

Deer god...

TO: he said

??: ummm yeah?

it's too late at this point, but the best way to like 1 monster is to find the Micro Froggit in Ruins and stomp on it
(I don't mean attack, stomp is an ACT that just one shots it)
it gives 1 XP and will not be missed

That's what you say until everyone misses it once you kill it /j