Off Topic Sanctuary

Yeah the fiberglass in there is gonna make you shit a brick literally

Yes my legs are on my chest this hurts very much

uses spooky-yet-cool LONG magic to teleport you into the walls of your house

AH
DAMN YOU

Go home Jack, and STOP LURKING IN MY WALLS

NO

They have a word for that

Vengeance sleep procrastination

/ref

That's 3 words

Bro can count about as well as FNaF Movie Afton

guys some guy from the spectacular cultivated plant foundation came to me and asked me to be a dancer class
I think that’s what it stands for
I’m so happy

NO DON'T DO IT

D-CLASS DON'T GET HAZARD PAY

Someone’s eventually gonna get offended if we keep saying /ref

I mean what if a user joins whose great grandfathers best friend’s dog’s neighbor’s sister’s mother’s grandfather died while being a referee?

/j

I wanna dance and I don’t care if I have hazard pay
what hazards are there in plant danci

Kidz Bop music

they’re taking me to see a peanut
I don’t get it
I think it’s like an audition where I dance in front of a statue
or something

Ah well who’s the best writer (specifically memoirs, etc) that you know on a personal level

See it's not the Spectacular Cultivated Plant Foundation, it's the SCP Foundation (not calling it the Secure, Contain, Protect Foundation because that's their motto not their name)

They capture anomalous entities and contain them in various facilities

BUT DON'T TELL THEM I KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THEM OR ELSE THEY'LL TRACK MY IP ADDRESS AND HIT ME WITH FORGOR JUICE OR SMTH

me prolly
I don’t know any other writers

"Jack had a really cool AU, and he was a really good friend"

That's the best I got