this is dumb
you can be eggman
idc
Wait you mean you were serious back there?
kinda, yeah
but not completely
…That’s… incredibly stupid…
yes, it is
btw I still don't wanna join the eggman empire
Well good on you for realizing it
Why not!? You’ll be given a cool new robot body!
no
Well, don’t whine to me when your house gets stormed by Egg Pawns
well, don't blame me when your lair is infested with quite dapper and sentient chaos bombs with faces drawn on with purple marker
Cool, I’ll reverse engineer them into superior EGG BOMBS!
not if they EXPLODE
Defuse
Refuse
How, HOW!?
because