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Also, what's your opinion on RG01 and RG02 from UT?

Gay (literally)

Was asking the Homophobic Knight

RC: got my cousin hooked on ultrakill

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Did they get their first P-rank yet?

Btw guys is there a site where I can play Ultrakill on a school Chromebook without having to use Steam? I already have a site but it’s just The Mouth of Hell and Limbo, plus you can’t save progress so every time you play again you have to recalibrate everything and go through the intro

And for you knuckle-dragging fuckfaces, no, I’m not doing this out of malicious pirating. I’m doing this because I want to play it, and I have no fucking means necessary. So before you make your witty “oh don’t pirate Ultrakill” comments, understand that I don’t own a PC unlike all of you.

(This is another Echoes situation)

RC: no man they took 20 minutes fighting swordsmachine lmao

Here is why I’m being “mean”

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RC: although he did get to 0-5 so he did pretty well overall for his first time

Did he skip to Cerberus? Like jump to the fight, you know what I mean?

RC: I support you pirating because Hakita said he's fine with people pirating ultrakill and you have a good reason for it. unfortunatly idk where you can play ultrakill in a web browser

That’s ok

RC: he did jump a lot but he didn't skip over much if that's what you mean. I don't think he could.

That’s a shame.

Im assuming he’s at 1-1 rn?

RC: he isn't used to keyboard in mouse (neither was I when I first played ultrakill at a friend's house) so he was kinda bad lmao. his first playthrough echoed mine a lot though

I’m mean like you know you can get directly to Cerberus from the beginning of the level?

RC: no he hasn't beaten the cerberi

It runs in the family

It’s like watching your student take your place as the teacher

Or watching your child grow up