Off Topic Sanctuary

RC: does anyone have any tips for p-ranking 5-3 or even just fighting the ferryman? I'm struggling with my time ranking specifically

As Hornet once said, "GET GUD!".

CRUSH THE WEAK AND INEFFICIENT
HOLD THE GINI COEFFICIENT
THOSE WHO SERVE THE CORPORATION
SHAKL NOT FACE ANNIHILATION

How it feels being a completionist and there being badges but also being a somewhat socially aware person:

\[insert image of Kris tied to a hydrogen bomb, yes that one if ykyk\]

Saw traps obliterate ferryman

I meant to do that

warm take
air-um

Chat, WHY should I get ultrakill (other that “its a good game” because that doesn’t help)

It's fun

Because Gabriel is hot.

I haven't played it myself but from what I've seen it's good if you like high speed, high challenge combat

The sudden torrent of replies here is hilarious

Torrent, you say?

Correct opinion

To the pit of death

Why?

The gameplay is genuinely fun to play so that's my reasoning for why you should get it

I'm fairly certain they meant for an actual explanation of how it's fun to be provided