Off Topic Sanctuary

pro tip, if you make dialogue for spamton, don't just bracket random words, make them like random phrases that fit the words they're replacing

Some dialogue as an example

*KRIS!!! YOU [Little Sponge]! I KNEW YOU'D COME HERE [[On A Saturday Night]]!
*AFTER ALL, YOU WANNA BE A [Big Shot]! EAHAHAHAHAA!!
*BUT HOW? HOW CAN YOU BE?
*LISTEN. IN THE [Deep Abyss] OF QUEEN'S [Mansion]
*[[A Great Deal]] IS WAITING For [[A LimiTed Time Only!]] A HEAVEN-PIERCING [[Workout-Ready Body]]
*[[Designed BY The Classics You've Come To Expect! (C)1997]]
*KRIS THAT [Little Nipper] IS OUR [One-way Ticket] TO MAKE YOU [Big]. MAKE ME [Big].
*BEFORE YOU KNOW IT WE WILL BE TAKING [ A Ride around Town on Our Specil Cungadero]
*VACATIONING IN [Burning acid] WHILE YOU SOAK IN THE [Hyperlink Blocked].
*BUT KRIS DON'T [Breathe] YET!! THE WAY IS LOCKED BY [High Quality Encryption]!!!
*YOU WILL NEVER GET INSIDE.
*WAIT KRIS LOOK!! HEAR THOSE [Balloons]??? YOU ARE [1000th Customer]!!.
*AS A [Commemorative Ring] I WILL LET YOU BUY [KeyGen] FROM ME AT [The Low Low Price Of]
*WHAT DO YOU THINK!?!? IT'S SUCH A STEAL, I'M [$!X#]ING MYSELF!!!
*TAKE THIS DEAL AND YOU WILL [[Die]]!! IT'S THAT GOOD!!!
*[BUY] THE KEYGEN FROM ME, UNLOCK THE BASEMENT, AND GET THAT EmptyDisk!!!

some sort of webcomic I think

Like this?

KRIS! [[Deltarune Chapter 1 OST: Don't Forget]] THAT [Hot bod] DOWN IN QUEEN'S MANSION! WITH IT, WE CAN BECOME [BIG], AND EVEN [[We are number one!]]

I am going to remove your sternum
HOW WOULD IT BE A WEBCOMIC
IT’S A VIDEO GAME
ON VR

Visual webcomic

close enough
I was thinking more like

KR1S! [Re:]MEMBER, THE [[Super Form]] IN THE QUEEN's [Bass]MENT HAS A [Exclusiv3 Offer] EmptyDisk! GET IT AND BRING IT TO [Me]
SO I CAN SO I CAN SO I CAN
[Hyperlink blocked.]

but personally, I like to add random references that probably only i would know, so more like

KR1S! [Re:][B e m b e r !], THE [[Super Form]] IN THE QUEEN's [Bass]MENT HAS A [Exclusiv3 Offer] EmptyDisk! [GRAB IT!] AND BRING IT TO [Me]
SO I CAN SO I CAN SO I CAN
[Hyperlink blocked.]
WHAT!?! Y0U THINK THIS IS [Chaotic Evil]?
KR!S.
[How ba a a ad can I be? I'm just followin' my destiny]

if you can guess all the references there, i'll give you 3902 KROmER.

I don't think that's quite how that works

That was a translator

:wilted_flower:

I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees. Cut one more down, and I break your knees.

Vro added a FIN omag

Huh

oh ok

yeah I just added that one for the funny

@Number1RatedSweetCapnCakesDefender1997 how long is your username!?

It is breaching containment

uhh yeah
about that long

Why

because its funny