Off Topic Sanctuary

Peak color mentioned

Giy

I love purple it's my favorite food

So I'm officially in denial about the Homestuck epilogues. If you ask me, I will say they don't exist and aren't canon because they ruin at least 60% of my favorite characters' personalities. So as far as i'm concerned they aren't real

Me when I’m denying Homestuck epilogues exist

RC: now you get to read beyond canon which is actually good!

I may or may not read beyond canon

Dude posts the craziest shite and then leaves without a word. They speak like a scientist taking notes of an experiment. And it’s hilarious.

Some of the stuff they say is pretty good

Here’s an example:

Reminder: THIS IS THE ENTIRE TOPIC. NO CONTEXT WHATSOEVER. Crazy but they’re great. Don’t cause trouble, and bring up good fanworks. Literally just biblically accurate Gabriel

Mandatory @sansbot

@sansbot go

@sansbot roll 1d2

:game_die: 2

I this good?

I uhh

Think I want to read beyond canon but I also don't really want to have to read the epilogues and also um I've already read a LOT of homestuck so maybe i'll just work on my story for now and go back later and reread the epilogues

MORE NEBULOUS!!!

(/j)

RC:

NEVER STOP GAMBLING, GAMBLING. 99% PERCENT OF GAMBLERS QUIT BEFORE THEY WIN BIG, BIG!

Listen, I binge read a story thousands of pages long while juggling two other fandoms and became very invested in the story just to have my FAVORITE characters get fundamentally changed in the epilogues I need a break to solely hyperfixate on my stories for a little while

I gotta let the Autism Ray of Hyperobsession recharge a little bit before I launch myself into something new(ish)

RC: the epilogues were a pretty big road block for me tbh. meat isn't that bad, i read it and enjoyed some elements of it but I can't stand candy. it took me weeks to finish it. i don't regret reading them though because, again, beyond canon is good

But... everyone's depressed except karakat, Dave, kanaya and jade