And now everytime I heard eridian in Homestuck i'll be thinking about proj hail mary
I wanna see that movie lowkey
Read the boooooooooook
Read the book first or I will find you
BUT I DON’T LIKE READING >:(
I CAN’T READ IM AN ULTRAKILL FAN
Especially when the words aren't in the bible
Ima start saying “I CAN’T READ IM A CHRISTIAN” cause i swear to greg NO ONE reads their Bibles
I have a kids Bible from when I went to church, and I have a higher probability of reading that front to back than most catholics
It's a really good book. Like seriously
Homestuck is somehow simultaneously amazing and terrible at the same time
It's addicting
Tried reading it
Didn't like it
holy shit I just got Megalovania'd while reading homestuck what
What?
Yes, there was a version of Megalovania made for Homestuck.
Guys i wrote a thing because my friend disproved my kirby theories you should like read it
The thing in question
Galacta: I-I don't understand, Goner Hand. She wants theories, she wants answers, she wants something true. I give her a theory that covers all of that, and she still hates it?! Surely she doesn’t want to... actually disbelieve me... right?
Goner Hand: No way, Jose. No way no how.
Galacta: I-I do everything for these theories! I slave over these pause screens for them, I step outside of Wikirby to find more info, a-and she STILL hates them! I made a theory that creates a timeline perfectly encapsulating Kirby’s long history, and she hates those, too! I'm starting to get the feeling that she just... hates... me.
Goner Hand: Why would she hate you when she can just—- hate you?
Galacta: This is why I’m a part of the Kirby fandom at all!
Goner Hand: She’d rather wait for the next game than believe your theories.
Galacta: That can’t be true! I work so hard on my interpretations! Doesn’t she know that I’m trying?
Goner Hand: Maybe you’re just genuinely bad at this.
Galacta: Shut up! No, I solved that! I can solve any bit of lore. That’s what this all is! A big piece of lore that I need to solve!
Goner Hand: Incorrect. Disproven. Speculative. Ignorant.
Galacta: Shut up!!
Goner Hand: Maybe you’re not smart enough to be right!
Galacta: Enough!
Goner Hand: You were never cut out to be a theorist. You’ll never be enough.
Galacta: ENOUGH!! Who does she think she is!? I interpret this mess of lore, AND SHE SPITS IN MY FACE! Doesn’t she know what I’m capable of!?
R A N D O M .
She only thinks about herself. SHE’S SPOILED!
She won’t be right, she won’t disprove my theories,
I WON’T LET HER!
I’m better!
I’m smarter!
I’m more nerdy!
I.
AM.
GALACTA KNIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
Now, let’s get to theorizing!
What a thing
Galacta why did you turn into Caine
The Who?
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