Off Topic Sanctuary

“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” - Cave Johnson

Don't*

what if nobody corporealized into tenna
would that be crazy

So I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade!

Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

I remember Revtrosity did a cover of that as Jevil

am I the only one who sometimes imagines the soul as just a copy of hero_sword floating in kris's vicinity
(edit: like Chara in twin runes)

Yes

ok

idk I think that 4-S is just a bad crash level. you have to use keyboard and mouse, the virtue making platforming annoying, the enemies not really working in a platforming game, and the boulder going a little bit too fast are all factors for why. I find a lot more enjoyment in actual cash banooca

Are you sure?
YOUR TAKING TOO LONG<— Plays Ultrakill with a controller and no Aim Assist

I use Keyboard and Mouse with no aim assist
anyway guys is this good

You can play Ultrakill with a controller?????

nice, I love controller and it is infinitely superior to keyboardd (In my humble opinion)

Hi

Yeah, got an Xbox controller?

no :(

Well, that's the one I use... Try looking at Steam to see if whatever controller you use can connect to your PC and, by extension, Utrakill. If not, you're cursed to play with Keyboard and Mouse

My dad has a controller that can connect, he uses it to play Hollow knight (he's trying to beat pantheon 5 right now, he says he wont ever do it but I don't believe him, I think he could)

Bear with me guys

... i just really want some oreos rn idk what else to say


Ok, I'm bearing. How about you?