yeah
snipers are fun
and roses do suck a lot
you guys can shoot me and burn my house down but
I've been using light mode and I'm getting used to it 
wuh oh tugs shirt collar
* Oh, uh... is it a bad time to say our ultimate goal as a cult is to turn the entire wiki to Light Mode?
BLASPHEMY! I REFUSE TO USE THE LIGHT MODE ANY LONGER!
switches to dark mode
* Oh ok
Congratulations!
Hey, can I still join?
* Can you agree to acknowledge me as a deity and/or worship me?
…you know my answer. But in my defense I’ve never used light mode or dark mode
And tbf (to be fair), I don’t recognize your counterpart as a deity either
* I don't???
Wait aren't deities supposed to be all-knowing? Uh, shit, uh
No, I don’t and never will. Srry. And I’ve asked for another way to join, soooo
* Hm...
Yeah you're hired.
Oki
* Snaps to teleport Cayden to Dimension D
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these‽ Demand to see life's manager! Make life the the day it thought it could give E&H Knight lemons! Do you know who I am‽ I'm the man who's going to burn your house down- with the lemons! I'm gonna get my Pirate Crew to invite a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Here me out: Lime 
(don’t you fucking dare put this in Out Of Context)
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@EvilandHomophobicKnight did that just because you said that
