Off Topic Sanctuary

LOCALCHURRO · August 31, 2026, 9:31pm

age reveal
im younger than 982,928

Xanderjedi11 · August 31, 2026, 9:32pm

* Yo no way me too (2: Electric Boogaloo)

MidKnight · August 31, 2026, 9:37pm

I'm not

LOCALCHURRO · August 31, 2026, 9:37pm

Translation: Are you sure?

Fusion14 · August 31, 2026, 9:39pm

Jarvis, enhance image.

LOCALCHURRO · August 31, 2026, 9:41pm

Go Go Gadget Image Hider

etherealwillow · August 31, 2026, 9:44pm

My age = x

x is greater than, less than, or equal to 0

WOW :DDD

LOCALCHURRO · August 31, 2026, 9:47pm

Ethereal Willow is older than 982,928.
Source: "" - @etherealwillow, 2026,

etherealwillow · August 31, 2026, 9:51pm

I'm old :)

LOCALCHURRO · August 31, 2026, 9:52pm

Apo1l0coolkid · August 31, 2026, 10:02pm

im

younger than my parents

Fusion14 · August 31, 2026, 10:10pm

WOAH

no fucking way

Xanderjedi11 · August 31, 2026, 10:10pm

* I would sure hope so

LOCALCHURRO · August 31, 2026, 10:11pm

Apo1l0coolkid · August 31, 2026, 10:13pm

the dead body report is outdated??

YOU FOUND WHERE I HID-

ahem

LOCALCHURRO · August 31, 2026, 10:14pm

I was implying the statement,

is no longer true.

Apo1l0coolkid · August 31, 2026, 10:15pm

its plue though

I am younger than my parents

LOCALCHURRO · August 31, 2026, 10:15pm

Or art thou?
Stay tuned to find out.

Apo1l0coolkid · August 31, 2026, 10:17pm

how would one possibly be older than their parents is my question

Xanderjedi11 · August 31, 2026, 10:18pm

* Their parents adopted someone older than them?