* Only the second? Oh wait, you said diet
Nevermind you're wrong anyway
It's the FOURTH best liquid. First best is regular Dr. Pepper, second is Zero Sugar Dr. Pepper, third is water
No
Water is #1
Diet Dr Pepper is better than regualar
* Uh... I didn't think this far ahead actually
I'm new to this whole evil overlord thing
growls angrily
wait, what's wrong with Pepsi?
* I'm sorry Jack but that is objectively false
Pepsi is 15x better than coke
its ok, we all start somewhere
* It's just the worst of the Big Sodas (as in the most common ones)
* You did NOT just fucking say that bestie
We all have our opinions, just some are more underdeveloped than others
Yes I did pookie
angry dog growling intensifies
>:( untrue statement
* Damn Jack, didn't know we had so much in common
You should become my minion
No thank you
I have my own cult
@tennists get over here
* Sorry girl but I'm gonna have to put you down
I find it to be sweeter
so don't kill me
I like it better than coke
coke is always bitter, or watery
@TENNISTS WERE FIGHTING THESE STUPID XANDERLARPIISTS
* The fuck kinda coke are you drinking?
You drinking fountain sodas only or smth?