the devil, from the bible???
* Oh you're alive
Uh, I mean, How DARE YOU have a life and be busy
You're supposed to be at my beck and call!
evil and intimidating laugh
* Yeah I'm here to convince you to do sin
why does this give me "the heartless obey me now sora, now I have nothing to fear" vibes
mb
the pack needed feeding
* Oh the friend pack? All is forgiven
* Idk man I don't play Kingdom Hearts
what is kingdom hearts?
anyways I'm long overdue for a PFP change
* Video game by Square Enix featuring various Disney characters
what is next?
* Hold on a minute I gotta think of another menial task that just accomplishes one of my basic needs that I could totally do myself
okay that's it ENOUGH WITH "JALSE"
what's the new pfp gonna be?
youll see
* I'VE GOT IT!
I need you to fetch me the EVILLEST can of Diet Dr. Pepper that you can find
No, scratch that
The evillest can of Diet Pepsi you can find
* NO! NOT THE PEPSI!