Let’s rewrite the script of deltarune chapter 1

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wait I thought there were quotes from him tho
"What does a sailor say when someone[1] steals his boat?" -Jack

  1. or somebody I forgor exactly ↩︎

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[Kris now escapes with Starwalker with a big ladder they found somewhere, I dunno.]

Orangusie: Hey guys I'm back from my trip to Brazil! What did I miss?

Starwalker: Susie is‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎
‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ dead

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Flowery: "I guess things took a bit of a weird root for you just now, huh Kris?"

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Um, wouldn't that be called a "genocides" root?

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Flowery: "Get a perchance!"

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[Ralsei rises from the dead.]

Ralsei: You can't JUST say perchance!

Flowery: Whatever you say, Raly.

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(we have been in these three rooms for 39 msgs btw)

(we are in the room with the doorframe now, we gotta lowk get a move on ;-;)

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Ralsreal walks out of the doorframe somehow

"Hey Guys! !'>m f1Nw bT%W"

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Flowery: Yikes, I'm out!

[Flowery, once again, goes to the flowery-copter, but as he starts turning it on it explodes and he brutally dies.]

Ralsei :)

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[Flowery then walks out from behind the nearest lamp that totally exists]

Flowery: "Sure would suck to be that guy!"

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The lamp grows legs
"I am Rebues Ficklegrubber the second and I am going to have my vengance upon you"
Flowery is teleported to card castle prison and forced to do minecraft parkour[1]

  1. as in, the kind of stuff you see in YT SMPs ↩︎

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Ralsei: ... I'm starting to feel very bad about him now...

‎‎
STAY IN‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ :redsoul: ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ Me too
CHARACTER!!!

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:redsoul: What're you talking about I don't have hearing issues

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Orangusie: Can we just go, please. PLEASE. I'M BEGGING YOU ALL--

[The 4 of them finally reach the checkerboard, and they see Lancer with his iconic bucket.]

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Lancer eats the bucket, fufilling the secret prophecy.

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Ralsei: Oh yeah, Gaster told me!

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Flowery: "im sadge"

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Orangusie: Wait, aren't you supposed to be in prison?

[Flowery glitches, only to reveal that he's talking to them through Hologramery.]

Starwalker: h

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Nubert: "Starwalker? nah, more like Starflier"
Nubert starts levitating and shooting lasers out of Orangusie's eyes

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hold on
100th post
Aqua manifests and consumes the angel, becoming god