Kris slash theory

TO: real

¯_(ツ)_/¯

have any of yall watched that one theory video about it

i mean

yea i agree with raving on the fact that how would kris have overwhelming power

and kris does like their friends and wouldnt willingly hurt them

TO: how do you walk a video

misinput

uhh

we need more specification other than "that one video"

lemme find it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWGPHIbgU5I 1
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iITIpGxphA8 2

i mean yea i see your point

but i stand by the fact that i dont think kris would willingly kill susie or any of their friends for that matter

but yea

this theory is the they slash them theory now

BEEP BEEP BEEP
MASSIVE MISTAKE DETECTED

I love the Kris Slash theory. Somehow, it became even even more interesting in Chapter 5 because of the Onsen scene:

There's a reason why you're the hero.
And that's why... I'm putting all my faith in you.
That no matter what path we take to get there
That even if you do something I disagree with
All it means is that I don't understand it yet.
... right?

Reading Ralsei's post-Knight dialogue through this lens is fascinating.


If you didn't defeat the Knight (and thus the slash didn't happen):

K... Kris... I...
...
I'll be... fine.
You do... whatever you need to.

...

And if you did defeat the Knight (and thus the slash did happen):

...
Somehow, I thought we... had won... for a moment...
That... we would be able to end the battle... here and now...
... you...
You were so brave... and yet...
In the end... our struggle...
It's only beginning, isn't it...?
... Isn't it, Kris...?
...

Kris, I... I'll be fine.
But... if I'm hurt this badly, then Susie must be...
Kris... you'll... make sure she's alright, won't you?


But, as much as I like this theory, nothing makes up for the fact that the slash's sprite is called spr_roaringknight_slash_white_horizontal.

Wait until they hear about Triple T theory

TO: what the fuck is that shit

okay

you will be shunned for 24 hours

i will not read your messages because you mentioned that

Spookydood, the only theorymaker that I find legitimately entertaining

It's basically a somewhat clickbait name of Triple Trucies theory, which says that the ch. 2 trucie scene between Kris, Queen, :noelle: and Berdly foreshadowes/represents Kris' alignment/relationships with Carol and the Knight.

Wait wait wait what's wrong with that hey hey I hope you're joking :cry:

my dead sound theory: