It's time to let Red Xander do his thing

Aqua Wave * AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I cast fireball

@sansbot roll 1d20

:game_die: 16

Aqua Wave * I CAST "PLEASE SANSBOT LET ME FLY"

@sansbot roll 1d20

:game_die: 16

*(Suddenly, Aqua Xander comes flying up at you!)

:game_die: 18

burn wings

@sansbot roll 1d20

:game_die: 6

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gotta go for a bit

Aqua Wave * Jokes on you I'm not using wings anyway. I cast Stab To Death! You're getting Julius Caeser'd, buddy.

@sansbot roll 1d20

:game_die: 12

@sansbot roll 1d20

:game_die: 8

jokes on you I don't die I am a concept and therefore this body cannot be killed

Aqua Wave * I cast End Battle With Me As The Victor Because MidKnight Can't Actually Die

Aqua Wave * Good job, Aqua Xander! You're not completely useless after all!

i cast NO

@sansbot roll 1d20

:game_die: 11