If you were an item in deltarune (like the zecret bozz itemz (dealmakerz, devilzknife, etc)) what would it do and what would it be?

Memes and Random
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fuck you

62

don’t be mean

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— Gerson, in his shop in Undertale, when asked about Undyne

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is that a fnaf reference im crying

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I have played Undertale about 100 times and I have never ever seen that dialogue.

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This poll is not fair if there is no second option.

I'm doing the poll myself for that reason.

  • Sweet Cap'n Cakes is evil for their milk
  • They're good for unspecified reasons
  • They're good for specified reasons
  • Both? Both. Both is good.
0 voters
68

you can never be me

nobody can

only

@Palladium_standard

69

did you... not talk to him about everything?
are you really an Undertale fan if you don't ask the shopkeepers about everything?

70

yes you are
I didn't know to mention the ears of the shop 3 person who I know the identity of that would be spoilers three times

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They built the Thrash Machine into a robot

It was difficult to put the recruits together

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My name is Roulxs
I made the Thrash

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I was about to say "No Rouxls you didn't make it" except he kinda did (because Susie and Lancer blew up the original)

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ShatteredGlasses

Armour

+2DF -3AT

"Strange eyewear from a long time ago. They seem to shimmer in the dark."

"Why the hell would I wear those!?" (When attempting to equip to Susie)

"Glasses on glasses? Okay!" (When equipping to Ralsei; unused)

"They look like Azzy's..." (When equipping to Noelle)

Notes

This item cannot be obtained if you collected all the Eggs.

This item gives Ralsei a unique spell unaccesible otherwise. However, as Ralsei leaves the party before being obtained, this cannot be seen in normal gameplay as of Chapter 6.

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gonna repost mine for no reason in particular
WildCard
Armor from Chapter 9
Randomly switches stats at the start of every battle, adding 1 to a random stat 15 times, but also has a 10% chance to add a +10% multiplier to money won after a battle instead.

Let's go gambling! [Ralsei: Ah, dang it...] (Giving to Susie)
I'll be your defender! [Susie: Sweet!] (Giving to Ralsei)
I wonder what I'll get? (Giving to Noelle)
I know how to manipulate RNG. [Susie: Uh, who's Arenjy?] (Giving to Berdly)
Dggft, hg t lgp. (Giving to Jockington)
NOT [in a million years,] [Clown Around Town]! (Attempting to give to Spamton)
Oh, helloest. [Giving to Rouxls]
TRY ME, FAKER. (Attempting to give to Jevil)
Angel, grant me luck... (Giving to Alvin)
ThisRNGis Tropissing me off...(Giving to The Tropical Starwalker)
A most peculiar device.(Giving to Wilson)
Delicious (Giving to Toby Fox)
...attack... please...(Giving to The Roaring Knight)
Hey guys it's me Woody, protagonist of Toy Story! (Giving to Woody)
Oh, that's amazing! But how is that going to help me find more gold? kills you (Giving to Malgosha)
I'm Spongebob! (Giving to Spongebob)
k (Giving to Jimbert)
This ACT card is highly irregular; I suggest you remove it. (Giving to KockaAdmiralac)
Today, I gave 100 people one hit from this WildCard! Who will survive? (Giving to MrBeast)
Why did you just give me an essay lol (Giving to Tomeh)
Nyon (Giving to KawKaw)
Swisches my OP $$$$ing card (Giving to Nyetskie)
dances (Giving to the dancing stickman from the Sweet Cap'n Cakes fight)

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WHY DO THESE SEEM LIKE SOMETHING THAT TOBY WOULD ACTUALLY PUT IN THE GAME

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I am just a master of Tobycoreing

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I learned how to read, I'm an Undertale fan

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StickFigure
*A drawing of a stick figure. Makes you want to look away.
+1HP when consumed
If used in the light world (same form and everything), it plays a random soundtrack from any chapter's OST.
0.001% chance to heal all party members to max.
Obtained after being killed by the Annoying Dog's car in chapter 2.

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I feel like I'd have a different weapon now

TwinKnife
A dual-bladed knife in two colors. Has a 50% chance to not deal any damage and a 50% chance to do 1.5x damage.