If you were an item in deltarune (like the zecret bozz itemz (dealmakerz, devilzknife, etc)) what would it do and what would it be?

[quote="Tomeh, post:20, topic:5960"]

remove the "not that"

@Number1RatedSweetCapnCakesDefender1997

what essay are you writing

nvm

Just realized we're approaching 6k posts and Ryker's not even gonna be here to document it

Very cool and pog and wow

we already past that

why did you quote yourself lol

cause I don’t feel like rewriting it

did not know you already sent it before

WE DID?!

ok but if we're being deadass

WildCard
Armor from Chapter 9
Randomly switches stats at the start of every battle, adding 1 to a random stat 15 times, but also has a 10% chance to add a +10% multiplier to money won after a battle instead.

Let's go gambling! [Ralsei: Ah, dang it...] (Giving to Susie)
I'll be your defender! [Susie: Sweet!] (Giving to Ralsei)
I wonder what I'll get? (Giving to Noelle)
I know how to manipulate RNG. [Susie: Uh, who's Arenjy?] (Giving to Berdly)
Dggft, hg t lgp. (Giving to Jockington)
NOT [in a million years,] [Clown Around Town]! (Attempting to give to Spamton)
Oh, helloest. [Giving to Rouxls]
TRY ME, FAKER. (Attempting to give to Jevil)
Angel, grant me luck... (Giving to Alvin)
ThisRNGis Tropissing me off...(Giving to The Tropical Starwalker)
A most peculiar device.(Giving to Wilson)
Delicious (Giving to Toby Fox)
...attack... please...(Giving to The Roaring Knight)
Hey guys it's me Woody, protagonist of Toy Story! (Giving to Woody)
Oh, that's amazing! But how is that going to help me find more gold? kills you (Giving to Malgosha)
I'm Spongebob! (Giving to Spongebob)
k (Giving to Jimbert)
This ACT card is highly irregular; I suggest you remove it. (Giving to KockaAdmiralac)
Today, I gave 100 people one hit from this WildCard! Who will survive? (Giving to MrBeast)
Why did you just give me an essay lol (Giving to Tomeh)
Nyon (Giving to KawKaw)
Swisches my OP $$$$ing card (Giving to Nyetskie)
dances (Giving to the dancing stickman from the Sweet Cap'n Cakes fight)

oh wait

I thought you meant 6k posts and replies sorry lol

id be FriendsTail

from chapter 7

why do you zpeak in z?

ya’ll are zo cool and original and i’m not :( why iz every1 here zo awezome

:jalse:

The Scroll Saber
Equipable by kris and noelle
A broad sword with a scroll wheel at the bottom. Spinning it up makes you feel lighter, and down heavy.
Can change the gravity of those around it, but runs on TP
+5 AT
-2 AT
+3 MG
Special Acts:
Scroll Up 35% TP, causes gravity to decrease, attacks to do 1/4 as much damage and adds 10 mercy, lasts for 5 turns, soul moves 75% faster
Scroll Down 35% TP, causes gravity to increase, attacks now do 25% more damage and adds 10 tired, lasts for five turns, soul moves 75% slower.

i would make thiz cozt more, az itz a global act that makez it eazier. zomething like 40 zeemz right

i wanted to make them equal